dukhobor 

(meaning spirit fighter in Russian)

this term defines a person suffering an internal spiritual struggle, debating conversion from one monotheistic faith to another.

boy 1) my parents are devout Anglicans, but for some reason I don't find Anglicanism as meaningful to my existence. Should I become a Muslim, a Roman Catholic, or a Jew?

boy 2) this is completely up to you William.

William : Since it will take me a long time to make up my mind anyways, I guess I'll define myself a dukhobor then.

dukhobor by Uncle Dimma February 6, 2013

Doucheborough 

1. Used by Jon Stewart to refer to Joe Scarborough during his interview with Jim Cramer.

see: Joe Scarborough

"You can tell Doucheborough it isn't supposed to be fair."

Doucheborough by Don Barno June 3, 2009

Doucheborg 

Anyone wearing a Bluetooth headset in public, especially when not actually using the device.

A play on the term 'douchebag', refers to both 'cyborg' (where a living human is enhanced through the addition of one or more surgically implanted electronic devices), and more specifically 'The Borg' of Star Trek: The Next Generation, with their utter interconnection to every other Borg.

I saw that guy standing at the urinal while talking on his Jawbone. What a doucheborg.

Doucheborg by thedugong September 9, 2009

doucheborg 

a douchebag that is using his phone via his new technologically advanced bluetooth earpiece.

guy1: is that dude talking to himself?
guy2: no, hes on the phone, looking like a doucheborg.

doucheborg by jwax August 6, 2008

dukhobor 

Russian for spirit fighter, this term refers not to the Dukhobor Russian Orthodox religious sect on the Canadian Prairies, but is used to define

a) a person who has a an internal spiritual struggle, debating within themselves or not to convert from one monotheistic faith to another.

boy 1) my parents are devout Anglicans, and involved with their church and everything, but for some reason I don't find Anglicanism as meaningful to my rational day to day existence. Should I become a Muslim, or a Roman Catholic, or an atheist?

boy 2) Since in Canada Church and State are separate, this is completely up to you William.

William : Since it takes me a long time to make up my mind when it comes to anything and everything anyways, on this issue I'll become a dukhobor and reach a decision eventually.

dukhobor by Uncle Dimma April 30, 2012

dukhobor 

(Not to be confused with the Russian Orthodox religious sect on the Canadian Prairies ) meaning spirit fighter in Russian, this term defines:

a person who has a an internal spiritual struggle, debating whether or not to convert from one monotheistic faith to another.

boy 1) my parents are devout Anglicans, and involved with their church and everything, but for some reason I don't find Anglicanism as meaningful to my existence. Should I become a Muslim, or a Roman Catholic, or a Jew?

boy 2) Since in Canada Church and State are separate, this is completely up to you William.

William : Since it takes me a long time to make up my mind when it comes to anything anyways, on this issue I'll become a dukhobor and reach a decision eventually.

dukhobor by Uncle Dimma November 9, 2012

dukhobor 

(Not to be confused with the Russian Orthodox religious sect on the Canadian Prairies and actually meaning spirit fighter in Russian)

this term defines:

a person suffering an internal spiritual struggle, debating conversion from one monotheistic faith to another.

boy 1) my parents are devout Anglicans, and involved with their church and everything, but for some reason I don't find Anglicanism as meaningful to my existence. Should I become a Muslim, or a Roman Catholic, or a Jew?

boy 2) this is completely up to you William.

William : Since it takes me a long time to make up my mind when it comes to anything anyways, on this issue I guess I'll define myself a dukhobor then.

dukhobor by Uncle Dimma December 28, 2012