Doucheborg

Anyone wearing a Bluetooth headset in public, especially when not actually using the device.

A play on the term 'douchebag', refers to both 'cyborg' (where a living human is enhanced through the addition of one or more surgically implanted electronic devices), and more specifically 'The Borg' of Star Trek: The Next Generation, with their utter interconnection to every other Borg.

I saw that guy standing at the urinal while talking on his Jawbone. What a doucheborg.

by thedugong September 9, 2009

doucheborg

a douchebag that is using his phone via his new technologically advanced bluetooth earpiece.

guy1: is that dude talking to himself?
guy2: no, hes on the phone, looking like a doucheborg.

by jwax July 14, 2008