doughnut puncher

Sexual slang for a homosexual male referring to the practice of anal sex(e.g. the anus being the doughnut and the penis being the puncher)

Elton John is a doughnut puncher.

by asdflkasdjf April 18, 2006

doughnut puncher

This is the act of punching a homosexual in the asshole.

Carmen first became a doughnut puncher when she ass handled steve.

by bLiTcH July 22, 2008

Doughnut Puncher

same as colon cowboy or ass bandit

by colon cowboy January 29, 2003

Doughnut Puncher

1. a young man that goes by the name of chandler moore
2. he beats off to anything he can get his hands on
3. hes so far only gotten his hands on deceased chickens

i think it speaks for itself

by sea bass March 8, 2003

Doughnut Puncher

matt is currently one of the viewers

matt prefers beating off donkeys and/o gorillas

matt masturbated after watching chandler come down on the donkey

by cory March 8, 2003

Doughnut Puncher

One who will 'bang' the 'bugebus' out of a second for simple pleasure (matt bower)

matt bower is the largest doughnut puncher in the universe, he will punch any doughnut any time. IN THE ASS!

by Raul March 8, 2003