2 definitions by sea bass

Crut

When someone sucks a fart or shit out of a dead seagulls ass (sometimes using a straw)

It’s lunchtime I’m going to crut.

Or it’s dinner time let’s go crutting.

by sea bass October 15, 2019

Doughnut Puncher

1. a young man that goes by the name of chandler moore
2. he beats off to anything he can get his hands on
3. hes so far only gotten his hands on deceased chickens

i think it speaks for itself

by sea bass March 8, 2003