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douchehawk 

A common hair style choice of douchebags in which a full head of hair is manipulated in such a way as to simulate a mohawk. Typically, a douchehawk is employed to imply that in an alternate universe one might consider expressing a rebellious attitude via their hair, but the current status quo forbids it. Douchehawks can be seen at Republican Youth rallies, frat parties, and Rascal Flatts concerts.
"Well then, that's a finely crafted douchehawk you've got there, frosted tips and everything! It complements the popped collar on you pink Polo shirt! You've really got a knack for appearing subversive while retaining the hair on the sides of your head!"

"Yo, thankz, brah. I'm working on my flavor-saver next!"
douchehawk by guerrillajoey December 11, 2009
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DoughHammer 

A complete idiot or fool, or the act of being a total screw-up.
He did what?! Geez, what a DoughHammer!
DoughHammer by Joseph Oakes March 28, 2004
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douchehawk 

The greasy looking dangerously spiky hairdo, as brought to prominence by shows like "growing up Gotti", as worn by young italian or wannab-italians from Jersey...also prone to over doing it with self-tanner, regardless of an outcome that doesn't quite look "natural", more like orange. Sometimes used to describe the individual as a result of the haircut
"Bro, look at the pair of douchehawks across the street"
"Yeah man, the white wifebeaters really offset their orange skin...hurts my eyes"
douchehawk by rhinoze October 30, 2008

Dough-hawk 

A fat guy or a fat kid with a mohawk.
"Hey, check out Tommy's mohawk!"

"Tommy's 300 pounds! That's no mohawk, it's a dough-hawk!"
Dough-hawk by RickGinPA August 26, 2009

doughhandsman 

"Hey doughhandsman, are you having a drinking contest tonight or having sex with 5 girls, or both?
doughhandsman by G-M0NEY February 12, 2008

doughmaker 

A doughmaker is a real faggot. I f you get called a doughmaker, it means complete tool.
Buddy, your a doughmaker.
doughmaker by Doughmaker69 June 13, 2018

DoucheHawk 

A douchey mohawk; a mohawk that exhibits douche bag like qualities.
Did you see the guy with the douchehawk?
DoucheHawk by FittiFitti March 22, 2009