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1. Stemming from the root word, douche, doughchi describes an individual who is a waste of oxygen, basically someone who has a different personality, different ethics, different ideals, listens to crappy music, drives terribly, sucks up to superiors, gets good grades, is not l33t or ninja in nature.

2. Someone who is teh suck.

3. Van Police
That van police is such a huge doughchi.
by teh gout December 09, 2004

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