doucheturd

insulting noun, combing both a douche or douchebag and turd

Brad you're such a doucheturd

by Roy Kisner November 13, 2005

doucheturd

A brainless indivisual, or someone also known as a mook. Also used to describe a person that resembles a turd at the same time as performing the same functions as a douche.

Ben, How did you miss that shot, you doucheturd?!

by Mappelbaum November 26, 2007