douchecockery
douchecockery by papaelozo January 21, 2011
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douchebucket
A tosser who has become so intolerable, that douchebag is no longer adequate to describe their level of douche.
Generally speaking, one is a douchebag before they graduate to douchebucket, but some losers can go straight to bucket level (See: @ChrislHayes)
Generally speaking, one is a douchebag before they graduate to douchebucket, but some losers can go straight to bucket level (See: @ChrislHayes)
Smitty: Dude, I smashed my brand new flat screen with a brick!
Leroy: Why da fuck did you do dat?
Smitty: I was watching MSLSD and that little twerp in woman's glasses was yammering and I lost it.
Leroy; That muhfuh is a douchebucket.
Leroy: Why da fuck did you do dat?
Smitty: I was watching MSLSD and that little twerp in woman's glasses was yammering and I lost it.
Leroy; That muhfuh is a douchebucket.
douchebucket by Fast Eddie, AKA The KOS October 26, 2013
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douchefucker
1). A phrase uttered in dismay over losing a race in Mario Kart.
2). An insult which cripples anothers self respect, as the victim is haunted by images of fucking douches.
2). An insult which cripples anothers self respect, as the victim is haunted by images of fucking douches.
1). You Douchefucker! You keep getting blue shells in second place!
2). Girl: Are you cheating on me?
Guy: Yes, why wouldn't I?
Girl: You Douchefucker!
Guy: AH! Do I really have intercourse with douches?
2). Girl: Are you cheating on me?
Guy: Yes, why wouldn't I?
Girl: You Douchefucker!
Guy: AH! Do I really have intercourse with douches?
douchefucker by Storyingtelling Sam May 18, 2006
douchefuckery
an action or group of actions so retarded that they simultaneously contribute to an individual's status as not only a douchebag, but a complete fucker as well
'Hey did you here about Tom getting fired from mcdonalds?'
'Yeah i heard he was up to all manner of douchefuckery.'
'Yeah i heard he was up to all manner of douchefuckery.'
douchefuckery by douchefucker January 22, 2009
douchebucket
douchebucket by tgibber May 13, 2010
Douchestickery
The act of being an absolute, over-the-top douchebag, using excessive levels of dickish behavior accompanied by a complete and utter disregard for human decency.
Did you just see that guy cut in line and then start bad-mouthing the barista? The levels of douchestickery are off the charts here!
Douchestickery by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023
douchebucket
1) a bucket of douche.
2) someone who's being a total jagwad for no real reason.
3) neither a delicious or nutritious treat.
2) someone who's being a total jagwad for no real reason.
3) neither a delicious or nutritious treat.
"we should boil them in a vat of hot chocolate."
"douchebuckets?"
"yup. all of them."
"i don't think that would taste very good."
"douchebuckets?"
"yup. all of them."
"i don't think that would taste very good."
douchebucket by scissorbot April 20, 2008