douche bag on a popsicle stick
comes in many flavors including new car, evergreen, and cherry
hey hand me a douchesicle
or
man, you are such a douchesicle, i hate you
by Melanie Anderson September 7, 2007
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Basically just a douche or douche bag but to an amount of wimpiness/un-manliness you cant even come close to understanding.
Dude, Stewart is such a fucking douchesicle, when we tipped that portapotty he ran off and hid in his house for hours.

See that kid getting beat up? He's the biggest douchesicle in out school.
by Socram November 24, 2006
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To freeze vinegar and water in a phallic shape for the purpose of sucking and/or practicing falacio.
Lets make douchesicles tonight!
by Laura the Explorer November 30, 2008
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The urban dictionary editor that did not approve upitdy for me.
Wow for whatever reason this DoucheSicle editor over at urban dictionary did not approve the word upidy for me.
by JonIsAwesome February 13, 2014
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n. Someone who is so douchey to the point where you HAVE to say “sicle” after “douche
by MasatoKaibara4ever November 17, 2013
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Adj. A word used to describe a person that is beyond a douchebag.
Person 1: That son of a bitch just cut me off!

Person 2: Smash into that Douchesicle and pee on his unconscious face!
by J.L. Beardsley September 6, 2008
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