douchenoozle 

A common misspelling of the word douchenozzle; the misspelling became the norm at a BBS about TV commercials we all hate; it then became rather commonplace.

Dave is such a fucking douchenoozle for stuffing a roll of paper towelling and three boxes of tampons down our toliet bowl.

douchenoozle by Telephony December 6, 2011

douchenozzle 

someone who is slightly more annoying than your average "joe douchebag" and has need for a more insulting insult, because the nozzle of the douche actually goes into the skanky, nasty pussy, so therefore calling someone a douchenozzle is way worse!

"dude, enough of the 'trogdor!!!!' shit every hour of the day, your such a douchenozzle!"

douchenozzle by aaron, emperor of aaronstan and god of being aweso August 8, 2003

douchenozzle 

Someone who makes douches appear less douchee. An individual that is such a douche that a greater descriptive word is needed to describe them. Thankfully because douchenozzle exists there is still a meaning to the word douche that can be thrown around freely (ex calling a random idiot a douche).

note: please use the word douchenozzle sparingly because otherwise you will be a douchenozzle and the rest of us will have to create a new word to define those who are more of a douche than a douche and a douchenozzle.

My roommate andee in Cerro Vista 707D d isn't a douche he's a douchenozzle!

douchenozzle by Cerro Vista Romauldo 707D April 1, 2009

Douchenozzlery 

Coined by Salty Dad. "The general activity that results from being a douchenozzle...Stupidity, irritating behavior, trolling, starting arguments on the internet, spouting low information, talking points, or the actions of a libtard.

There is a lot of douchenozzlery going on this page.

Douchenozzlery by A Salty Dad Fan September 19, 2013

Doucheboozler 

A douchebag, douchelord or person who may accurately be described by the less involved term 'douche,' who utilizes elaborate methods of deceit or general unpleasantness. The victim would be described as having been 'Doucheboozled.'

Dude, Tom messed around behind Katie's back - with her sister. Total doucheboozler.

This guy Kris totally doucheboozled me. He ran into my confessional and screamed 'Penis' at the top of his lungs and ran out. I don't know anyone named Kris.

Doucheboozler by Hullnak January 29, 2010

[douchenoozle] 

(noun) an idiotic moron whos actions are so ridiculous that their mere exisitience is a drain on society..... (see also: douchenoozling )

"97.6% of all cable news reporters, anchors, and producers are douchenoozles"

"that douchenoozle enjoys watching infotainment such as Abscess Hollywood, ET, and cable news"

[douchenoozle] by wachinpntdry March 26, 2009

douchenozzle 

1) the tip that connects to the bottle and is inserted into a woman's vagina
during douche.

2) Someone who is beyond the normal
annoying stage.

Charlie wouldn't shut up during the concert, he was a complete douchenozzle

douchenozzle by mike short May 14, 2005