- The ultimate form of doucheness.
- Only exhibited by one who surpasses all others in his or her ability to be a douche.
- Displayed by punk boys who believe themselves to be men.
- An extreme case of douchemire is accompanied by an innate ability to be a pussy. The douchemire in question has no known XX chromosome.
- Only exhibited by one who surpasses all others in his or her ability to be a douche.
- Displayed by punk boys who believe themselves to be men.
- An extreme case of douchemire is accompanied by an innate ability to be a pussy. The douchemire in question has no known XX chromosome.
by Miss no good February 11, 2010
A cross between quagmire and douchebag. Somebody who's a completely annoying asshole that thinks they're funny or smooth. Like one step above a jackass.
by SpidersGiveMeBoners April 28, 2019