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douchecockle 

A total douchebag and cockhead all mixed into one big package of asshole. Also a derogatory term for homosexuals and preppy blondies.
"AH that Nick kid is such a DOUCHECOCKLE, I saw him beating off into the water fountain the other day in the men's locker room. I heard he got atomic donkey punched right after some kids wheeked that bitch."

"Um dude, shouldn't he be dead or somethin?"

"that amount of gayness can't be defeated"
douchecockle by heeheehoho August 11, 2009

Douchecicle 

The next step up the asshole ladder after "douchebag"
"Do you know Jimmy? He's kind of a dink!"

"Yeah, he's a real douchecicle!"

Douchecicle by Chico_GL July 13, 2006

Doucheciple

A collective gathering of morons around a common douchebag.
Dan and his doucheciples are walking somewhere around here.
Doucheciple by DRW19Fan August 6, 2015

douchesicle 

douche bag on a popsicle stick
comes in many flavors including new car, evergreen, and cherry
hey hand me a douchesicle
or
man, you are such a douchesicle, i hate you
douchesicle by Melanie Anderson October 1, 2007

douchebacle 

When a disaster, fiasco, catastrophe, or calamity occurs at the hands of a douchebag or douchenozzle, or a pack of douchbags/nozzles.
The whole douchebacle began when that douchnozzle started spreading lies about the rest of us.
douchebacle by jwalker720 August 24, 2010

douchcicle 

The next step up the asshole ladder from "douchebag"
"Jimmy's a real douchcicle!"
douchcicle by Shawn Dub September 13, 2008