Definitions by jwalker720

Playing Dude 

Along the lines of "playing dead", but the dude version. This is a tactic men (or even women) use when their girl(boy)friends or wives(husbands) are talking and they want to pretend not to hear what they are saying so that they don't have to address or acknowledge their wants and/or needs.

I think your boyfriend hears you when you complain about all the gas you waste driving to and from his house every day. I think he knows you want to move in with him, he's just playing dude.

Playing Dude by jwalker720 November 11, 2010

douchebacle 

When a disaster, fiasco, catastrophe, or calamity occurs at the hands of a douchebag or douchenozzle, or a pack of douchbags/nozzles.

The whole douchebacle began when that douchnozzle started spreading lies about the rest of us.

douchebacle by jwalker720 August 24, 2010

sangribriation 

A party organized with the intent of drinking mass quantities of sangria and becoming sangribriated.

Let's have a sangribriation next Saturday! Martha, you bring 6 gallons of white sangria; Joanne, you bring 6 gallons of red. Note: A proper sangribriation cannot occur using pre-made bottled "sangrias" found at the store.

sangribriation by jwalker720 August 24, 2010

angrified 

A cross between angry and horrified.

I was angrified as I watched Bush get re-elected in 2004. I lost all hope in the American people for re-electing such a douchenozzle.

angrified by jwalker720 August 24, 2010