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78.
DOOSH'-bag''-er-ee'''

noun: An urge to defend, affirm, or reinforce either one's own maturity or one's own heterosexuality, if not both one's own maturity and heterosexuality. Douchebaggery (as pertaining to the reinforcing of one's heterosexuality) is most often found in heterosexual males or in the closet homosexuals. High-class or wealthy individuals, sometimes known to be preppy, or in some cases an emotionally ravished emo, may demonstrate this quality whereby reinforcing their own maturity.
The in the closet homosexual was irritated by the douchebaggery of his guido friends around him, having to listen to and watch the guidos obsess over every attractive woman they see.

OR

The douchebaggery of the emo kid caused all his peers to leave him and go to the theme park to have a good time.
by crazyted July 02, 2006
 
79.
The art of douchebaggery could be defined as this:
POSTING A DEFINITION OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND IN REALLY HORRIBLE SPELLING, AND GRAMMAR. THERE ARE ABOUT 300,000 DEFINITIONS EXPLAINING WHY Jenny HAPPENS TO BE THE GREATEST CHICK IN THE WORLD.

STOP THE DOUCHEBAGGERY I SAY! GRACIAS A TODAS.
by Not Zane September 04, 2004
 
80.
the act of being a douche bag
Man #1: Man dude, Jon is really moving in on my chick.
Man #2: Yeah he does that a lot. I'm getting sick of his douchebaggery.
by thedaverocks January 10, 2008