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narcissistic douchebags 

People who find pleasure in being a dick towards other and do nothing positive.
Danny Young stayed to his normal ways, and continued to be a scum, like all the narcissistic douchebags in the world.

Douchebageddon 

An event or place with a large number of douchebags doing douchebag things.
Yaletown is full of arrogant, obnoxious start-up companies, it's a douchebageddon.
Douchebageddon by DarthPaul April 21, 2015

Douchebagery 

Definition of Douchebagery: 1. The act of being a douchebag. 2. The skill of exploiting people’s emotions for your own profit or benefit, the exploitation of common sense
knowledge in an effort to sound smarter than one is, trying to produce a grandiose image of oneself by producing overrated reading material, preying on weak or troubled individuals to further ones public image and to increase ones monetary gain, jumping to harsh and illogical conclusions based on limited information, and trying to advise individuals in field(s) in which one is not knowledgeable about and can offer no real advice outside of general public knowledge but still tries to profit off of it.
Dr. Phil is a avid practicer of Douchebagery.

John Edwards used the art of Douchebagery to make it seem like he could talk to the dead.

Maury Povich practices Douchebagery whenever he brings retarded kids on his show.
Douchebagery by Zack November 25, 2004

Douchebagistan 

a mythical city-state populated exclusively by douches. The elected leader is the Prime Minister of Douchebagistan.
That guy Cote is the Prime Minister of Douchebagistan.

douchebagitron 

an act or process to generate a douchebag idea. thinking a really bad idea.
That douchebagitron almost killed me with that last stunt. What douchebagitron came up with that idea?
douchebagitron by Jayseabee April 27, 2009

douchebagish 

An Adjective

Used to describe something meeting the qalifications of being a 'douchebag'
that douchebagish car of mine decided to stop working n my way to work today
douchebagish by Skinny Larry September 19, 2007