douche-bottle

the new form of douche-bag since companies dont make douches in bags anymore..

go to wal-greens and get me a douche-bottle... your dad cringed last night while he was rug-munching me

by 'O' June 9, 2005

douche-bottle

A crack-whore who can provide no milk to her AIDs baby, not even tainted cracked-out milk.

Yo momma musta been a real douche-bottle shaniqua, I find out yo momma give me the hiv'a...

by Yuengling September 26, 2003

Douche bottle

similar to a douche bag but its a bottle not a bag.

Connor is a douche bottle.

by drop a heart, break a name<3 September 25, 2008

Full Throttle Douche Bottle

A person who is such a douche, that they totally blow all other douches out of the water. To be the king of all douches. To be a douche bottle in the most extreme sense of the term.

"That dude is real shitbag."
"Yeah, he's a Full Throttle Douche Bottle for sure."

by Agent472007 July 26, 2010