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Similar to an etch-a-sketch, a douche-a-sketch is used to draw up truly epic douche baggery plans.
"Those guys are a bunch of douche bags, with their collars popped and their self tan makeup on. No girl is going to fall for those faggots. I bet they were out in the parking lot before they came in here, drawing up their plans of attack for tonight on their douche-a-sketch."
by Terik October 02, 2007