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1. dousche-a-loose
A dousche-bag allowed to run amuck

An unrestrained Dousche
James: Hey John, who is that dude running around slapping all those chicks asses?


John: It looks like we have a dousche-a-loose on our hands.
2. douche anonymous
A loose gathering or association of douches, douchebags, etc. The premise here being that they are addicted to being mega-douches. Super douchey a-holes.
Doucha is so totally in Douche Anonymous, especially after she pulled that shit on Saturday!
3. loose condom
loose condom refers to when a beanie isn't pulled down far enough on the head, leaving a vast and unnecessary expanse of material at the tip
I thought he was attractive, but when he turned around I saw he was wearing a loose condom.
The thing I hate most about winter is the sudden influx of loose condom wearers.
4. LBH
LBH is simply a Loose ButtHole. It is used to describe some one that is being a douche and thinking he or she is the shit.
C.J. (Ginger): Yeah well I fucked your mother last night.

Dalton: Is it just me or is C.J. being a LBH?

Travis: Yeah, he definitely needs to tighten up.
5. wrapped up like a douche
one of the most commonly misinterpreted rock lyrics in the last century. the actual lyric is "revved up like a duece, another runner in the night", but it really sounds like "wrapped up like a douche", the song is "Blinded by the Light" by Bruce Springsteen.

the lyric is also commonly mistaken as:

Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night

Wrapped up like a douche, another rubber in the night

Wrapped up like a douche, you know the ruler in the night

Wrapped up like a douche, in the middle of the night

Wrapped up like a douche, another boner in the night

Wrapped up like a douche, an utter rotor in the night

wrapped up like a douche, you know the rotor in the night

wrapped up like a douche, another rumor in the night

Wrapped up like a douche, a little odor in the night

Wrapped up like a douche, a bad odor in the night.

Wrapped up like a douche, and a stoner in the night

Wrapped up like a douche, spitting in the night

Wrapped up like a douche, another mother in the night

Wrapped up like a douche, you know a runnin' in the night

Wrapped up like a douchebag, for the Roman in the night

Revved up like a douche, another loaner in the night

Racked up like a douche, ya gonna run around the night

Washed up like a douche, breaking a rubber in the night

Revved up like a douche and turned her over in the night

Ripped off like a douche, another owner in the night

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6. makenzie
A loose twot, and a smelly one at that.

A back stabbing bitch who never has enough attention.

dood your such a fucking makenzie.
7. Ricketts
Ricketts is a loose whore, a russel in the grass, a condom dispenser also named steve.

If you want a condom, ask Ricketts for one.
He stores in his arse holeof great wonders.
Ask him to go to a pizza store and ask for the Bob marley extra crispy and have cho cho deliver it.
Hey Ricketts, can you lend me a condom?

Kris, can you go to the pizza store and ask for the Bob marley extra crispy and have cho cho deliver it.
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