| 1. | dousche-a-loose | ||
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A dousche-bag allowed to run amuck
An unrestrained Dousche James: Hey John, who is that dude running around slapping all those chicks asses?
John: It looks like we have a dousche-a-loose on our hands. |
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| 2. | douche anonymous | ||
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A loose gathering or association of douches, douchebags, etc. The premise here being that they are addicted to being mega-douches. Super douchey a-holes. Doucha is so totally in Douche Anonymous, especially after she pulled that shit on Saturday!
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| 3. | loose condom | ||
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loose condom refers to when a beanie isn't pulled down far enough on the head, leaving a vast and unnecessary expanse of material at the tip I thought he was attractive, but when he turned around I saw he was wearing a loose condom.
The thing I hate most about winter is the sudden influx of loose condom wearers. |
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| 4. | LBH | ||
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LBH is simply a Loose ButtHole. It is used to describe some one that is being a douche and thinking he or she is the shit. C.J. (Ginger): Yeah well I fucked your mother last night.
Dalton: Is it just me or is C.J. being a LBH? Travis: Yeah, he definitely needs to tighten up. |
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| 5. | wrapped up like a douche | ||
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one of the most commonly misinterpreted rock lyrics in the last century. the actual lyric is "revved up like a duece, another runner in the night", but it really sounds like "wrapped up like a douche", the song is "Blinded by the Light" by Bruce Springsteen.
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the lyric is also commonly mistaken as: Wrapped up like a douche, another runner in the night Wrapped up like a douche, another rubber in the night Wrapped up like a douche, you know the ruler in the night Wrapped up like a douche, in the middle of the night Wrapped up like a douche, another boner in the night Wrapped up like a douche, an utter rotor in the night wrapped up like a douche, you know the rotor in the night wrapped up like a douche, another rumor in the night Wrapped up like a douche, a little odor in the night Wrapped up like a douche, a bad odor in the night. Wrapped up like a douche, and a stoner in the night Wrapped up like a douche, spitting in the night Wrapped up like a douche, another mother in the night Wrapped up like a douche, you know a runnin' in the night Wrapped up like a douchebag, for the Roman in the night Revved up like a douche, another loaner in the night Racked up like a douche, ya gonna run around the night Washed up like a douche, breaking a rubber in the night Revved up like a douche and turned her over in the night Ripped off like a douche, another owner in the night cracked... |
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| 6. | makenzie | ||
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A loose twot, and a smelly one at that.
A back stabbing bitch who never has enough attention. dood your such a fucking makenzie.
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| 7. | Ricketts | ||
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Ricketts is a loose whore, a russel in the grass, a condom dispenser also named steve.
If you want a condom, ask Ricketts for one. He stores in his arse holeof great wonders. Ask him to go to a pizza store and ask for the Bob marley extra crispy and have cho cho deliver it. Hey Ricketts, can you lend me a condom?
Kris, can you go to the pizza store and ask for the Bob marley extra crispy and have cho cho deliver it. |
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