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douchesack 

A person who has achieved a level of jackassery beyond that of being a douchebag.
Kyle, you douchesack, why did you light my genitalia on fire?
douchesack by Bong Hits 4 Jesus February 7, 2008

douchebaksh 

The highest category of douchebag, reserved only for those who've publicly and repeatedly proven themselves as such throughout their lives, careers, etc. Inspired by the great shirtless internet entrepreneur Gurbaksh Chahal.
1) Tom: Did you see that guy cry about starving children in Somalia and then go blow $50,000 on bottle service without donating a dime?

John: Yeah man...that guy's beyond a douchebag..that guy's a douchebaksh
douchebaksh by LVB3 March 12, 2011

douchesag 

1. the ridiculous fashion trend where a guy sags his jeans down so low, that his ass hangs out.
2. a guy who leans his seat back while driving his car and drapes his wrist over the top of his steering wheel, usually while wearing a baseball cap sideways.
Jimarcus was a real "douchesag", he walked to his Honda Civic with his boxers hanging out of his jeans. Then to complete the look, he reclined his seat, turned his hat sideways and drove off with his loud-ass exhaust pipe annoying everyone in the parking lot.
douchesag by Fotofly November 29, 2010

Douchesaurus Rex 

One who seems to go out of their way to be an extreme douchebag and doesn't realize it.
Dressed in his Dickies cap and Wal-Mart faux camo pants, Piechocinski was a serious Douchesaurus Rex.
Douchesaurus Rex by Mick Smiley October 22, 2004

Douchecake 

A person who is being a complete idiot. One who is lacking intelligence and being unreasonable
Frankie, you are acting like a complete douchecake
Douchecake by jmartizzle April 13, 2007

Douchekakke 

Douchekakke is a mix between any "douche" variety and bukkake. It's the ultimate amount of douchebaggery.
"Did you see all those guido's in the bar tonight?"
"Yeah dude, total douchekakke party"

"Hey, have you ever seen Failure to Launch?"
"Yeah, I rented that movie before, it was douchekakke
Douchekakke by Potatobug September 8, 2009