douche bumps

The bumps you get from seeing a hair-raising douchebag. Usually brought on by the "douche chills."

Brrr. CDC, that dude gives me the douche bumps.

by Unflappable May 17, 2006

douche bump

A bump on the skin, normally on the skin at the back of the neck, that appears when you are surrounded by douche bags or when you encounter a particularly-huge douche bag.

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Whenever that douche bag Hansell is around, Tim gets a huge douche bump on the back of his neck.

by jjmills May 05, 2007

Douche Bump

A sensation that one feels in the skin when you are surrounded by a room of douche bags or particularly douchy douchetastics. The sensation can usually be overcome by immediately removing yourself from the company of any douchebags.

Jimmy, duck so douchetastic doesn't see us over here and talk to us about his douche bag life. I'm trying to avoid another case of douche bumps.

by Bling (the original) May 05, 2007

Douche bumps

Metaphorical description used to describe the negative visceral reaction/response one feels when in the company of a douche/douchebag.

I can't stand that guy. He gives me douche bumps.

by ric scu May 26, 2014