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1)T.V. psychic John Edward. He is the biggest douche in the universe.

2)Total, faggy, smelly people. They act wierd in private but act as if they are one of us. Like how people would rather jack-off in private than in public. They hardly put deodorant on or take showers or baths because most of them are proud of who they are. Normal people can hardly stand their annoying gestures, immature taunts, homosexuality and them talking all femimine. They are the scariest type of people on earth (them and gay men, women are ok) and may often give people false hope, like T.V. psychic John Edward, who he himself looks like a douche already.

3)People who are just plain annoying.
Guy 1: Arren Ramos is such a bitch!

Guy 2: And plainly just looks like a douche!

Girl: Yeah, she's the most annoying kid in the world!
by Anita Tit August 12, 2006
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A sports radio show host who thinks he knows it all.
Jim Rome, Rich Lord think they know it all freaking douche bags
by JJ in North Shore May 28, 2008
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(n)someone who is a complete and total moron. one that tells jokes and is the only one laughing. one who brags about his dick being huge and then claims the average penis is 4 and 1/2 inches so he can feel high and mighty with his 5 inches. also known as jonathan.
Jonathan: My dick is fucking huge!!

You: Douche.
by Bob1122334455 January 12, 2009
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atish is such a great douche bag it always cleanses my vagina thoroughly
by Mike Rotch October 29, 2003
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152
The Dutch, French and some other countries word for 'shower'. For the nastier meaning see other entries for this word.
A Dutch person would say:'Ik neem een douche.' (I'm taking a shower)
by Eddy B. March 24, 2007
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A sports radio show host who thinks he knows it all.
Rich Lord thinks he knows it all, freaking douche bag!!!
by JJ in North Shore May 28, 2008
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154
Used as an acknowledgment during a discussion, of a stupid, idiotic, unintelligent, moronic, pea-brained remark made at one's expense by another person.
Me: So listen, I feel like you need to improve your social interaction skills.

Douchebag: YEAH WELL YOUR MOM IMPROVED HER SKILLS LAST NIGHT.
Me: douché
by cmasterchoe May 12, 2009
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