everyone you dislike or don't care about around you
buddy: dude look! it's John! over there!
you: ughh... that douche... fuckin hate the guy
buddy: word.
by pahk the cah brah! February 24, 2010
A device containing vinegar used for cleaning a dirty and/or smelly vagina. Dirty vagina could be caused by having excessive sexual conduct with one or many partners prior to showering. Smelly vagina could be caused by not washing a dirty vagina. Some vagina are just smelly and need a douche anyway.
Person1: Wow, Nick smells like vinegar or possibly a dirty vagina.

Person2: Yeah I think he is a douche.
by melsie February 15, 2010
* The french word for a shower
* Used for the cleaning of vaginas
* What many people say to one another
* A funny word

* Also see douchebag
"Go use some douche, you stink"
"Your a douche, just kidding!"
by FrenchBrunette5 January 07, 2010
This is when you admit that someone's insult was a very witty and funny one.
(Tim and Nick are midway through an argument)

Tim: Well Fuck You!

Nick:Suck My Balls!

Tim:No im good your Mom already did that last night.

Nick: Douché.
by Vlad von Veggieburgur December 06, 2009
A person who leeches people of happiness and is very thick. Quite LARGE and talks to himself in his own language. A bit scary..
Person 1: Dude, you are such a douche
Person 2: *shuffles away*
Douche: *follows*
*people leave*
Douche: *pulls out a big mac*
by A. Victim September 26, 2009
pronounced doo-sh

meaning dickish or stupid or thick or sometimes said as if to say DUHHH!

a favourite saying among the scene crowd in the South Wales vallies.

also seen on Katie and Peter: Stateside a la Perez Hilton. (God he is :D)
she is such a douche!

what a douche lol
by crazyladee June 30, 2009
The perfect word to describe a waste of oxygen.
Alex Rodriguez is such a douche.
by theoriginalhayls May 27, 2009

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