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A douche nozzle is one step worse than a douche bag.
That guy is wearing playboy cuff links.. what a fucking {douche nozzle}.
by OU-Wilf January 27, 2009
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The part of the douching apparatus that often is overlooked. It connects to the douche bag which collects the runoff. A nozzle is slightly more derogatory than the douche bag since the nozzle is the "business end" of the douche.

The phrase originated on the nationally syndicated radio show Loveline from C list celebrity Adam Corolla (also on comedy central, various shows)
Then that douche nozzle wrote me a ticket for a missing front license plate.
by Expane October 20, 2005
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Someone that either gets on your nerves or is just a fucking bag of douche. You know that one person. He's even more of a douche than a douche bag, he's a douche nozzle. He has no idea that he's being an idiot and is not suave in any way.
Person 1: Jim talked my ear off about his "episode" last night with Sheila with all the gory details. Fuckin' skank.

Person 2: What a fuckin' douche nozzle!
by Not1douche March 04, 2009
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the dirty part of the douche that goes in the twat
your a douche-nozzle
by paige January 18, 2005
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Someone who displays a high grade of douchiness. Calling someone a douche nozzle may be needed if a simple "douche" just doesnt cut it.
Wow. Tori is a real douche nozzle for cock blocking.
by SO84 March 06, 2009
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Surpassing the level of a douche bag.
He's more than a douche bag - he's a douche nozzle.
by Homieshenna July 24, 2009
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Letting an unrestrained amount of douche omit from a person.
That kid really turned on his douche-nozzle last night when he shattered all of the windows on my car.
by thereallurpy January 31, 2011
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