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1. A female douchebag
2. A french douchebag
3. A combination of a douchebag and faggot ( also see douchefag )
Since she moved from Paris to Jersey she's become even more of a douchbaguette
by vertigo February 08, 2006
1. n. A loaf of crusty French bread crammed up her stinky sex hole to clean it out.

1. n. A French delicacy of toasted French bread topped with foul cottage-cheese like vaginal discharge.
'Tseh douchBaguette est very delicioux today, non? AUHAUHAU, I need a cigarette, stupid Americans.
by Babbo July 10, 2008