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Double-click Misfire 

This phenomena occurs frequently with Windows users, where when double-clicking on a file in which to open, the click is not fast enough, causing the file to be highlighted rather than opened. This usually causes the user to have to resort to using the “Enter” key instead.

This occurrence can cause low self-esteem particularly in older people as it draws into question the performance of their motor skills, leading to thoughts that maybe they are showing signs of early stages of Alzheimer’s or other neurological disorders (which is usually not the case).
“I saw a neurologist today on account of my increasing number of ‘double-click misfires’. He assured me that nothing was wrong with my motor skills and suggested I simply adjust my mouse settings.”
Double-click Misfire by Johntoo August 22, 2009
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double click your mouse 

double click 

you mean you've never double clicked your mouse? <american pie
double click by buzzworthy0112 January 4, 2004

Doubledicknigger 

When a nigger is such a dick,that calling him a dick, doesn't suffice.
Doubledicknigger Tyrone, that dildo motherfucker, has yet again broken the law!
Doubledicknigger by Fukaface! September 7, 2020

Double click 

Double click is a term meaning to place added emphasis or elaborate on a previously discussed point.

This term can often be heard in the technology or financial industries.
Maasha, I’d like to double click on this topic for a moment if we can.
Double click by RightDistraction October 16, 2020

Double click the mouse

When a woman goes home and lights some candles and unties her bathrobe and begins to rub her vagina like the world is about to end using her two fingers specifically to rub her clit
mary got rejected by another guy so she went home and ate her weight in cookie dough then she double clicked her mouse till she fell asleep. mary do you Double click the mouse?

double-click your own mouse 

the act of being a female and masturbating using your hand
Kelly: "So how was Jimmy last night? Did he beat that up...I mean did he hit it?"
Sara: "Almost, but he pulled a Rafael Palmeiro and couldn't get it up. So I went in the bathroom and double-clicked my own mouse."
double-click your own mouse by Nick D September 25, 2003