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1.
the act of being a female and masturbating using your hand
Kelly: "So how was Jimmy last night? Did he beat that up...I mean did he hit it?"
Sara: "Almost, but he pulled a Rafael Palmeiro and couldn't get it up. So I went in the bathroom and double-clicked my own mouse."
by Nick D September 25, 2003

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