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Double Barrel Blowjob 

Type of blowjob where 2 dicks been put together so the woman can suck them as one.
She was too lazy to suck us separately so she sucked us Double Barrel Blowjob

Hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun 

This term is used by jim lahey, the trailer park supervisor on trailer park boys. It is one of his many shit analogies used through out the show.
"You idiots have loaded up a hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun and it's pointed at your own heads". The rights to the quote is property of trailer park boys.

double-barreled-ass-blaster 

we was walkin' down the hall and Clyde here ripped a double-barreled-ass-blaster and I swear you could see the paint melt off the wall.
Also:
a fart so strong, it will make a skunk's eyes water.

Double Barrel Slingshot 

Another word for a Bra. Often used as an easy way to explain to a small child what a Bra is that will entertain them and not confuse them.
He found it and I thought it'd be easier to tell him its a Double Barrel Slingshot.

double barrel snotgun

Thinking you have contained the snot missiles from a juicy sneeze only to find one of the slimy slugs found its way between for fingers and having a friend or co-worker tell you some hours later that there is snot on your shirt or tie.
I found dried snot on my jacket from a double barrel snotgun three days ago.

double barreled slingshot 

Damn, Frank shagged some fat chick from the party. He almost got away with it, but his folks found her double barreled slingshot under the couch.