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Double Parking

Occupying a public restroom stall when there is already someone occupying an adjacent stall. Double Parking foists upon the existing stall inhabitor startling sounds and smells from his new double parked neighbor.
After my morning coffee, I was having a relaxing crap while reading the newpaper. Then, Bill from accounting engaged in double parking when he sat his fat ass down in the stall next to me. My morning was ruined as I suffered through the sounds and smells of his B.M.
Double Parking by Indy SparkPlug August 23, 2011

double parking

where the penis is inserted to the vagina and the ballsack is placed in the anal cavity
dude i was totally double parking this girl's mom last night
double parking by joejoe dingdong man September 10, 2006

Double Parking Lot Surprise 

When you're leaving a movie with your girl and she's wearing a miniskirt and out of nowhere you fist her vag and ass at the same time.
"Did you hear why Katie's having trouble walking? John gave her the double parking lot surprise after watching Mockingjay part 1!"

parking lot doubles 

Parking Lot Doubles: :/noun/: To take the melee to the parking lot with out the stick but with the fists
Minnesota swamped Wisconsin in the parking lot doubles tournament.