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Double Napple Grapple 

Double Napple Grapple: to squeeze both nipples of a friend until the point of pain.

Usually seen in goups of men, the double napple grapple is a method of showing affection in a masculine way, often used in retaliation for a napple grapple recently received. To perform the double napple grapple properly both nipple should be squeezed while counter rotating the wrists until the recipient squeals in pain.
After Charles gave a napple grapple to Justin, Justin retaliated with a double napple grapple.

doublenaked 

The act of being both naked an not-naked at the same time.

Similar to 1984's doublethink, it involves two seemingly opposites existing at the same time.
Last night I had a dream where I went to school and was doublenaked. I was wearing clothes, you know, but everyone could see my junk.

or

Big Brother is watching you so closely it's as if you're doublenaked.

Doublenamer 

when you have a first and last name that are both first names
Dude:why didnt your parents give you a first name thats a last name? your last name is a first name.
Alex Samuel:its part of my religion to be a doublenamer.
Doublenamer by Dampsandwich February 27, 2009
When you type so quickly that your finger does not have time to depart the shift key before typing the second character of a word. Coined by @orismolgy on twitter on 6/5/10 at 21:00
THis sentence has been doublecapped, notice the first two letters are capitalized.
doublecap by orismology May 6, 2010

doublenaked 

The state of nudity two people find themselves in after sex. Its like being stalkers, only twice as naked.
"We banged on the floor, and then we doublenaked cuddled."
doublenaked by Snippy&Snappy September 15, 2011

Doublenator

The most unholy. A Double-Down placed inside a Baconator. Sometimes considered suicide, or cruel and unusual punishment if purchased for someone besides oneself.

Consumption is usually followed by sharp abdominal pains, and/or vomiting.
Jon: "So I heard Osama wasn't actually shot to death..."
Mark: "Oh yeah, what happened?"
Jon: "He was offered a doublenator, and died of a massive heart attack"
Doublenator by ThreeSheets June 29, 2011