dorritos day 

the third wednesday of every month when the welfare office gives out dorritos to poor mexicans

this keeps mexicans from stealing happy meals and happy

dorritos day by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005

Doritos right-of-way

N. Occurs when two or more people reach into an open bag of Doritos at the same time. The person who has eaten the least Doritos has the right-of-way.

*two guys reach for Doritos*

Guy 1: Oh sorry dude go ahead.

Guy 2: Nah bro you got the Doritos right-of-way.

Doritos right-of-way by Thesaucyfireball December 7, 2013

nacho cheese doritos

the best tasting chips in the world if you don't think so you shouldn't be alive

dude i bought nacho cheese Doritos
i love you

nacho cheese doritos by yy360noscope420blazin April 27, 2015

Twice Baked Doritos 

When someone is stoned (high on marijuana) and is eating Baked Doritos

"Dude, I can really go for some twice baked Doritos RIGHT NOW"

Twice Baked Doritos by Youdon'tevenknow April 11, 2015

Doritos 

Doritos are a brand of flavored tortilla chips produced since 1964 by Frito-Lay, a wholly-owned subsidiary of PepsiCo. The OG Doritos were not flavored(called Toasted Corn Doritos). The most popular flavors are Nacho Cheese and Cool Ranch. Doritos are commonly featured in MLG mongtages alongside Mountain Dew, also owned by PepsiCo due to sponsorships with games and esports tournaments.

At the time of writing, there are 14 flavors of Doritos listed on the website:
Nacho Cheese, Cool Ranch, Spicy Nacho, Flamin Hot Nacho, Flamin Hot Limon(not a typo), Spicy Sweet Chili, Dinamite Chile Limon, Poppin Jalapeno, Flamas, Salsa Verde, Taco Flavor, Tapatio, Simply Organic Spicy White Cheddar, Simply Organic Organic White Cheddar, and Blazin Buffalo and Ranch.

Doritos is the best chip brand out there. End of story.
Doritos are BAE.
Doritos are God, God is Doritos.
If Doritos are God, then الله أكبر.

Doritos by xX_LordGaben69_Xx September 6, 2020

Flamas Doritos

Only true gangsters eat these hot Doritos. Their Cheeto equivalent is Flaming Hot.

Will, "Should I get those Flamas Doritos?"

Friend, "Hell no. Only Jaquavious can eat those."

Flamas Doritos by WKUMAN November 3, 2019

Dank ass Doritos 

Dank ass Doritos. Used to describe how great or good your Doritos are.

person 1 : Hay, Yo, M8 let me get some of those Dank ass Doritos

person 2 : Na fam these my Dank ass Doritos. Get your own.

Dank ass Doritos by FLASHTHESTROBE October 30, 2015