dorkitis
When someone who supposedly does nothing attracts a lot of attention. Almost like a disease, it is contagious, and it is easily spread.
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dorkitis
When you say stupid random things to your friends and co-workers that make no sense which are totally dorky and it rubs off on your officemates
dorkitis by catherine p. October 6, 2006
donkitis
A condition a person (usually a girl) has when they have an extremely beautiful amazing redonkculous piece of A$$ that no other word can describe other than donkitis.
Breh! Did you see Karley today?! She for sure is suffering from that donkitis! What's that you don't know what donkitis is? Ya know Kim Kardashian and Nicki Minaj... yeah well they both got that donkitis!
donkitis by chuckurluck April 27, 2017
donkitis
donkitis by Pahpie Chewlow October 12, 2010
doryitis
The lack of ability to remember something. Forgets what they’re talking about halfway through a conversation and struggles to maintain any information
doryitis by Wobbly Bottom November 8, 2017
Doraitis
Doraitis (noun)
Definition:
An extreme and often hilarious case of blindness or cluelessness, inspired by Dora from "Dora the Explorer," who famously couldn't see things right in front of her even with a talking map and audience help.
Symptoms include:
Not seeing something that's literally right in your face
Asking obvious questions like "Where is it?" when it's painfully obvious
Turning to imaginary friends for help
Repeating questions loudly as if it'll make things more visible
Definition:
An extreme and often hilarious case of blindness or cluelessness, inspired by Dora from "Dora the Explorer," who famously couldn't see things right in front of her even with a talking map and audience help.
Symptoms include:
Not seeing something that's literally right in your face
Asking obvious questions like "Where is it?" when it's painfully obvious
Turning to imaginary friends for help
Repeating questions loudly as if it'll make things more visible
"Girl, your phone is literally in your pocket. You got Doraitis or something?"
"The keys are literally on the table! You got a STRONG case of Doraitis."
"She walked past the Starbucks entrance THREE TIMES. Someone call a doctor, her Doraitis is terminal."
"The keys are literally on the table! You got a STRONG case of Doraitis."
"She walked past the Starbucks entrance THREE TIMES. Someone call a doctor, her Doraitis is terminal."
Doraitis by Sillybillyvanilly328 May 28, 2025
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.