dork-fu 

A dork, demonstrating his dork-prowess in a dorkly fashion, maybe on a chatroom, spilling out some intricate startrek drivel or pasting in loads of program code..

dork: woah i just wrote the best subroutine ever! it strips out all of the quotes and apostrophes in a quater of a nanosecond then tells you!!

$string =~ /(\'\")/og;
print "$1\n";

dork-fu by dr.rob June 1, 2004

Fuck Dork 

Term reserved mostly for gay, adopted, pastry delivery drivers who have women's names, bikini briefs and chronic plumber's crack,

Your parents gave you up because you are a pastry delivery driving, woman's name having, bikini brief wearing plumber's crack haver you fuck dork!

Fuck Dork by Kung Fu Jimmy April 25, 2009

dorkfuck 

the act of , or the desire to, engage in sexual intercorse with a member of the opposite sex whom is considered less attractive than your percieved social attractiveness. often arising from the boredom of permanent high-fidelity relationships.

dude you fucked kelly? she's got no ass and she talks about world of warcraft.
yeah, but you know dude like, she was tight like a vicegrip and those glasses.... mmmmm.
i still cant believe you dorkfucked kelly.

dorkfuck by edvard January 31, 2008

Dorkfush 

A really really cute girl

Lullabye37 is a dorkfush.

Dorkfush by Shippudenface January 19, 2009