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Derogatory term referring to a person like a dork but more stupid

May well wear baggy trousers and walk with a stoop, looking at the floor, whilst small children throw shit at them
No! That's my leg! - you dorf!
Eat shit Dorf - you don't know shit!
You think The Darkness are kool - you're so a dorf!
by M.Powers February 27, 2006
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A 4-5 inch, fairly girthy,very hairy, poorly maintained penis. Similar to a chode.
Did you see his dorf? Ugh I know, gross right?
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the art of ejaculating in your pants after receiving a handjob.
Nick dorfed in his pants, once again, after Mary gave him another handjob.
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abbreviation of Waldorf, a city in southern maryland
also know as "the 'dorf"
hey, you headin back the 'dorf for spring break?
hells no, im goin to florida
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Dumb.Outragous.Retarded.Fuck
Dude, He is a Dorf....
"Why Do You Always Act like A Dorf?"
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A person or thing with the quality of being dorfish
Why are you such a dorf?!
by Kassoon July 31, 2004
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Adjective. A word used in humorous jest to describe someone who has said or done something that is crossed between dorkish and goofy.
Bob you dorf! Don't you know you can't open the window when you're in the car wash?
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