Dousche Magousch

One who makes a point to say the most rediculous things at the worst possible time, often to the listeners misfoutune. It is always part of a Dousche Magousch's plan to use this to get a promotion, gold star, etc.

The talk with the boss was going fine, until Richard poked his head in and said, "you forgot to clock out last night!" I was fired. Richard is a fucking Dousche Magousch.

Dousche Magousch by Andrew Werlinger November 7, 2006

Doocher 

A combination of a douche and a moocher. Typically someone that is cheap and annoying.

Those guys always whine about people donating, they are such Doochers!

Doocher by Not Currently Available March 13, 2009

douschenheimer 

a person who is dousche to the max that german needs to be added to it
a combination of american and german

gosh sarah is such a douschenheimer

douschenheimer by eruuuuuka August 25, 2009

dousche armada 

A group of people all dressing similarly and just all look like dousches. Hence the dousche armada.

* 5 Guys in Polos and Plaid Shorts walk into a bar*
Guy at bar:Holy crap who invited the dousche armada?

dousche armada by Dousche Armada Spotter August 11, 2009

Deosche 

take a break during work hours and indulge yourself with a power nap (beauty sleep). Usually a relatively good "The Deosche" takes between 45 min and 90min but longer cases have occured.

Too much work today, It`s time for a Deosche

Deosche by Krivak April 1, 2022

Dousche 

A misspelling of the word "douche."

"Dude, that guy is a huge dousche."
"Douche doesn't have an s in it, retard."

Dousche by douche1394 July 17, 2009

douscheberry pie

(n.) One acting so ridiculous he is no longer merely a dousche, but a dousche of a much higher degree.

He stole my hat, so I told him he was a douscheberry pie.

douscheberry pie by Missa Britt August 23, 2006