doork

One who pushes a door clearly marked "push" or vice versa

Doork is a sniglet by Rich Hall

"Why won't this damn door open, ahh crap I pulled when it clearly said push, I am such a doork"

by KernelSandirs July 28, 2004

Doork

Person that pulls on a door that says push or vise versa.

While pushing on the door to get in I notice the sign said to push. I am such a doork!

by Raymann May 10, 2015

Doork-Knob

A person who does not like a movie that the person in question loves. ESPECIALLY, Pirates of the Carribean 3.

"OMG, you're such a doork-knob. You dont like POTC3!!!"

OR

"OMG rob, you're such a doork-knob! lol!"

by OMGAM January 08, 2009

Doorking

The act of wrapping your foreskin around a door knob and twisting to open it.

"Owen injured his penis doorking."

by auvtisticslvt September 15, 2025