by jmethan01 July 11, 2017
A poop that cannot wait; Having to take a shit so bad that if you don't get to a toilet within a few minutes, you wish you were wearing an adult diaper. Usually a mix of diarrhea with alot of gas.
Julie: What's the matter? You don't look well. We'll be at my parent's house in about 15 minutes.
Jim: (shifting nervously after turning the radio off) Jesus Christ, I have a doomsday deuce brewing, you have to find a bathroom now or else I'm gonna shit my pants!
Jim: (shifting nervously after turning the radio off) Jesus Christ, I have a doomsday deuce brewing, you have to find a bathroom now or else I'm gonna shit my pants!
by sciflyer.25 January 17, 2013
The first album by Daniel Dumile under the alias MF Doom. Established the now favored elements of Doom's rap such as chorus-less continual flow rapping and numerous samples from the cartoon adaptation of the comic The Fantastic Four.
MF Doom is arguably the best rapper in the game right now and this album is what put him on the map. Though widely regarded as still being second to his collaboration with Madlib (Madvillain - Madvillainy), it's still one of the best underground rap albums to date.
MF Doom is arguably the best rapper in the game right now and this album is what put him on the map. Though widely regarded as still being second to his collaboration with Madlib (Madvillain - Madvillainy), it's still one of the best underground rap albums to date.
Daniel Dumile went underground for five years, recovering from his wounds and swearing revenge against the industry that so badly deformed him. Soon he emerged no longer a mere mortal, but MF Doom, a rap god. HE then proceeded to spread his propaganda of Operation Doomsday to gain support for his campaign of world domination.
by jeustain January 10, 2006
A party that is held on December 21st, 2012 in honor of the Mayan doomsday myth. You will party like there's no tomorrow.
by XullioS June 8, 2009
A person that has surpassed all levels of slut, and has achieved the highest degree of gold digging to the point where they might end the world.
by Professor Bonquafious July 16, 2022
The clock that shows how close humanity is to "Midnight", a nuclear holocaust. As of 2002, the clock sits at 7 minutes to midnight.
In 1984, the doomsday clock was at 3 minutes to midnight.
by Gann May 29, 2006
alias for The History Channel, formerly known as The Hitler Channel. THC earned this moniker after presenting several programs depicting how the world will end. Recent programs include the prophecies of Nostradamus, the Mayan prophecies, biblical prophecies, the destruction of earth by both wordly and extra-terrestrial means, and the aftermath of the disappearance of the human race, which all have the basic underlying theme: we are all going to die... horribly. Keep watching and THC will show you how.
"You have been going to church a lot recently."
"I have been watching the Doomsday Channel. Nostradumus prophesized that the Mayans will send a gamma ray burst to wipe out the infidels at Al Magedo, and then Jesus Christ will battle Obama for our plague-ridden souls before the great alignment of planets causes a massive volcanic eruption in Yellowstone which causes the Hoover Dam to break, thus creatng a 5 mile high tsunami that wipes out all life. Gotta be prepared for that."
"You're an idiot."
"I have been watching the Doomsday Channel. Nostradumus prophesized that the Mayans will send a gamma ray burst to wipe out the infidels at Al Magedo, and then Jesus Christ will battle Obama for our plague-ridden souls before the great alignment of planets causes a massive volcanic eruption in Yellowstone which causes the Hoover Dam to break, thus creatng a 5 mile high tsunami that wipes out all life. Gotta be prepared for that."
"You're an idiot."
by stupid sheep May 2, 2009