A person who believes they have had many successfully relationships when in fact they are always across the internet or with a girl who has never had the attention of a male. Always live in some far away place. Rarely meet in real life when they do nothing ever happens. Boasts about getting sent nudes even though they could of just when on pornhub. Things there rock solid because some girls said they would do some spicy stuff even though there is zero commitment as they live a million miles away.
doompa - A deluded person who thinks there a pure lady killer
bob - I've purefully caught another bird mate you should get your game on
steve - stop being such a doompa and get a real girl friend
by pancake_master96 March 26, 2021
Get the doompa mug.
a vibrating dlido shaped like a finger
you're acting like a doompa!
by doompa December 24, 2008
Get the doompa mug.
The sexiest being alive. it is unparalleled in any stat and comparable to god.
Poompa Doompa
by Notswagpie May 20, 2018
Get the Poompa Doompa mug.
An interesting fellow whos genitals can range from huge to fucking enormous
Dont Let Poompa Doompas Rape you
by NotPoompaDoompa May 24, 2018
Get the Poompa Doompa mug.
Cannabis. Can be used to name any sort of weed, whether it be hash, flower or oil.

Used as a code word and can be used whenever you want.
We should get some oompa doompa for the hangout next weekend right?
by NoFuckerz March 21, 2019
Get the Oompa doompa mug.
Bob came out with the oompa doompa stuck to his knee like a pirate leg.
by Haruka Hoshino December 25, 2009
Get the oompa doompa mug.