dooket
dooket by Justin Birch May 6, 2004
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Dookenfuck
Dookenfuck by Swiffer Wet Jet March 28, 2020
dookenshmirtz
nathanese slang. used by those experiencing an intense and sudden urge to defecate in a public restroom. may be an immediate consequence of a “shart”. otherwise known as “number 2” “refuse”
*gets up while eating at nice restaurant* “alright guys i gotta go take a dookenshmirtz” “yo nathan totally disintegrated this bathroom by taking a fat dookenshmirtz”
“dude did you hear about nathan’s duke and dip at the restaurant last night that dookenshmirtz was stinky”
“dude did you hear about nathan’s duke and dip at the restaurant last night that dookenshmirtz was stinky”
dookenshmirtz by perry the platypiss October 2, 2021
kheyli dooset daram
kheyli dooset daram by Neda Erfani September 26, 2007
Docket Sheet
Federal legal paperwork that lists court appearances, hearings for downward departures, etc. A docket sheet can prove whether someone cooperated with law enforcement and, thus, is used to check someone's paperwork in federal prison.
Ex. 1
"Docket sheet straight, if it ain't we comin' for ya / Screaming CoCo County FAIM as we end ya life for ya."
Matty Boy From Rodeo, "Bitch I'm Known For That," October 9, 2018
Ex. 2
"If you've got somebody's name. If you got what their case number is, you can run that shit through PACER or any other service like that and get the Docket Sheet. On that Docket Sheet, you will find out just what exactly went on in the course of that person's pre-trial all the way to the end."
J.D. Rutherford, Prison Break Raw, March 14, 2021
Ex. 3
Gunner: Odelay Vato! It's paperwork check time! Let's see that Docket Sheet!
Raton: Docket Sheet? Huh?
Gunner: Fool! You know what I'm taking about!
Raton does a Tim 'The Tool Man' Taylor' grunt.
Gunner: You muthafuckin' rat! Just like that tool Tim Dick!
Gunner one-punch knocks out Raton.
"Docket sheet straight, if it ain't we comin' for ya / Screaming CoCo County FAIM as we end ya life for ya."
Matty Boy From Rodeo, "Bitch I'm Known For That," October 9, 2018
Ex. 2
"If you've got somebody's name. If you got what their case number is, you can run that shit through PACER or any other service like that and get the Docket Sheet. On that Docket Sheet, you will find out just what exactly went on in the course of that person's pre-trial all the way to the end."
J.D. Rutherford, Prison Break Raw, March 14, 2021
Ex. 3
Gunner: Odelay Vato! It's paperwork check time! Let's see that Docket Sheet!
Raton: Docket Sheet? Huh?
Gunner: Fool! You know what I'm taking about!
Raton does a Tim 'The Tool Man' Taylor' grunt.
Gunner: You muthafuckin' rat! Just like that tool Tim Dick!
Gunner one-punch knocks out Raton.
Docket Sheet by ZXY&ABC March 14, 2021
Dookey
A smelly substance usually coming from the butthole but could possibly be found in other place.
Used as an exclamatory statement when in shock or surprised by an event or action
Used as an exclamatory statement when in shock or surprised by an event or action
Dookey by Hannahisprobspooping January 15, 2017
Dooset Daram
Dooset Daram by Cyrus The Great June 2, 2005
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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