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i have to take a dooker
by nate August 27, 2003
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Gladys: "Shall we go for a bracing in swim in this beautiful crystal-blue lake? It would be splendidly invigorating."

Humphrey: "My apologies, for I have forgotten my dookers and regrettably am reluctant to expose my bollocks to all and sundry."
by mountainhippo March 27, 2013
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"the shit" the coolest of cool.
Yo! that's dooker! How much did you pay for that? I want to buy one of those for my cousin.
by Manuel. October 27, 2003
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by Fuck Boy March 17, 2003
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The prisoner took it straight vertically up the dooker
by Michael Johnson December 27, 2003
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"Yo Pacco, isn't that the dooker you picked up yesterday at lunch?"
by neak August 31, 2008
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When you dip bread in gravy. It then becomes a dooker.
There was some mince gravy left, so I had some dookers.
by Hon Hon Oui Oui March 14, 2017
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