dookeemia

a succession of repetitious explosive diarrhea. In most cases the abnormal frequency and fluidity of the fecal evacuations is so intense that one is forced into bathroom seclusion for hours. Often the infected will be completely naked with their head resting on a clothes hamper strategically placed in front of them.

from slang dookee meaning feces or stool, with suffix mia or -emia meaning a medical condition of

Tom suffered from dookeemia after eating at a shady ethnic restaurant.

Heather has been missing for a while now. Do you think she is stuck in the bathroom with dookeemia?

dookeemia by neko_sama_dama February 4, 2010