dodgefucker

Someone who has developed a reputation for regularly using shoddy, fictitious, last-minute excuses in order to avoid social commitments.

He said he can't come because he's spending New Year's with his mum.
What a dodgefucker!

dodgefucker by Cuddles McStig June 21, 2009

doodlyfuck 

A phrase used a hell of a lot by "the beav" in the book and upcoming movie, Dreamcatcher.

Others include "jesus-christ-bananas!" and "kiss my bender!"

doodlyfuck by <*}}}}>< June 12, 2003

Doodlefucks

1. a slang name for the Doodlebops, a kids show with animated puppets singing on stage.
2. or an insult to the Doodlebops.
3. A dumbshit(s)

1. "Hey, neega, did u catch that last epidsode of the Doodlefucks?" "Hellz yeah that was the shitz!"
2. "I hate those clowny Doodlefucks, they sing too much and are too happy."
3. "No you Doodlefuck, I don't want a freaking toaster, I'm in the bathub for fuck's sake!"

Doodlefucks by Anal Seepage von Rusty Genitals August 19, 2007

Doodlefuckery 

When the Supervisor of Elections tries to make a shitload of absentee ballots they believe support the ‘other’ party’s candidate disappear.

“What kind of doodlefuckery goes on in these polling places?”

Doodlefuckery by MikeyWeHo November 9, 2018

Doodiesock 

when you wipe your bum on your sock when there is no more toilet paper.

shania twain was out of paper and had to settle for a doodiesock.

Doodiesock by sillytiger June 13, 2011

doodlyfuck 

Is thrown in whenever the speaker fancies, meaning the same as "fuck"

What a crazy doodlyfuckin experience that was!

doodlyfuck by Scotty pants April 15, 2003

Doodie Fuck 

When a female lays on her back on a bed with her legs open and someone (the man or someone else) defecates a massive pile of feces between the woman's legs. Then the man proceeds to smack the pile of doodie with he erect penis, ebventually flinging pieces of it in all directions. Failure to wash up afterwards can result in Doodie Dick (see definition).

Man Jocelyn is so hot I wanna Doodie Fuck her all night long.

Doodie Fuck by Pencil-Dick Jones April 30, 2011