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douche monster 

yo he iz da illist douche monster.
douche monster by douchemonster September 4, 2004

douche monster 

When someone you thought was your friend is being annoying and won't shut up.

I.E. a douche.
You: LALALALALALALALLA

Me. God! Shut up!! You are such a douche monster some times.

douchemonster 

a classification of a person who does or says monstrously douchesque activity
denise: i could pop more pussy than you if i were a lesbian..... i've popped more pussy than you and i'm straight
toni: wow... you're a douchemonster
douchemonster by tonidiocy February 16, 2009

Douchemonster 

That guy is a real douchemonster.
What a douchemonster.
Douchemonster by H*iiii August 6, 2018
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026