Dont cry, craft 

Using arts and crafts to hide your own personal depression and failures

"That made me so sad i was literally crying!"
"No, dont cry, craft"

Dont cry, craft by Phan is so real February 23, 2017

DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR 

When you just don't give a fuck, say this immediately. SAY IT RIGHT NOW DUMBASS DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR YES YES YES YES

Me - "Im gonna go suck some dick RIGHT NOW DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR"
Other person - "What the fuck... is this kid gay or some shit?"

DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR by notacarebear69 September 18, 2019

Dont comment 

What attention seeking teenage girls write on their photo captions online, it's kind of like reverse psychology. They really WANT people to comment.

Sydney: DONT COMMENT
Jen: Dont tell me not to comment! This pic is hawt!
Sydney: Aww thanks :$

Dont comment by pezz123 January 16, 2010

dont come at me, but... 

something you say when u know you about to say something controversial and people are gonna get triggered (doesn't work that well)

Hater: dont come at me, but... tom holland aint that cute
tom holland superfan: *punches Hater*

dont come at me, but... by random user tee hee March 7, 2019

stop giving me inappropriate definitions i dont click on 

pls ill get into trouble this is mY SCHOOL MACBOOK SIDOUWBE THANKS

stop giving me inappropriate definitions i dont click on i will get in trouble lmao

stop giving me inappropriate definitions i dont click on by daisymcnuggets May 24, 2018

dont chop the dinosaur, daddy 

1. a phrase used when a small child's father is masturbating and they want him to stop
2. can also be used in role play situations - said by a girl to a boy

1. "Dont chop the dinosaur, daddy!!"
2. "I'll chop your dinosaur anyday ;)"

dont chop the dinosaur, daddy by clovertwig June 29, 2011

dont come the raw prawn 

Treat me with respect, I don't deserve this treatment.

Aw mate, dont come the raw prawn with me.

dont come the raw prawn by discostu71 July 26, 2017