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Donkeytard 

Donkeytard: A special kind of stupid, An extra special Ass.

When Retard is not a strong enough insult.

Can be used in replacement of Retard or Donkey when describing someone displaying some real stupid behaviour.
That Donkeytard in a BMW just cut me up.

I’ll name you Donkeytard as you’re a special kind of Ass.
Donkeytard by Truant2000 April 8, 2021

Donkeysauce 

A combination of semen, top shelf vodka, and pineapple juice in a 4:1:1 ratio.

To be served over ice or at room temperature. Prevalent in Aztec culture. Common as an after dinner delicacy in many Persian countries. The drink of choice for international country music sensation "Rascal Flats".
After dinner Stefan said to Chris, "Dinner was delicious, shall we have a digestif....perhaps some donkeysauce?"

donkeyscrew 

1. named at someone as if to say they would bang a donkey or simply saying dumbass in a more unique way

2. a shouted explitive such as dammit or shit
1. "You're supposed to flush the toilet when you finish you donkeyscrew."

2. (you drop a heavy object on your foot) "donkeyscrew!!"
donkeyscrew by Mikey Mac July 16, 2006

Donkeyswaffler 

Someone who slaps his penis back and forth across the face of a donkey.
Once David Cameron took his penis out of the pig's mouth he slapped a donkey in the face repeatedly with it, he's a real donkeyswaffler.
Donkeyswaffler by slopsock69 August 12, 2021

donkeysauce 

Donkeysauce is cum from a donkey
Damn, did that donkey just make donkeysauce?
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026