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Donkeytard 

Donkeytard: A special kind of stupid, An extra special Ass.

When Retard is not a strong enough insult.

Can be used in replacement of Retard or Donkey when describing someone displaying some real stupid behaviour.
That Donkeytard in a BMW just cut me up.

I’ll name you Donkeytard as you’re a special kind of Ass.
Donkeytard by Truant2000 April 8, 2021

Donkeysauce 

A combination of semen, top shelf vodka, and pineapple juice in a 4:1:1 ratio.

To be served over ice or at room temperature. Prevalent in Aztec culture. Common as an after dinner delicacy in many Persian countries. The drink of choice for international country music sensation "Rascal Flats".
After dinner Stefan said to Chris, "Dinner was delicious, shall we have a digestif....perhaps some donkeysauce?"

DONKASAURUS REX 

Female with a sweet ass, derived from tyranasaurous rex.
Beyonce is a donkasaurus rex, Megan Fox's badonk makes her a donkasaurus rex.
DONKASAURUS REX by PSHASM February 8, 2010

donkeyscrew 

1. named at someone as if to say they would bang a donkey or simply saying dumbass in a more unique way

2. a shouted explitive such as dammit or shit
1. "You're supposed to flush the toilet when you finish you donkeyscrew."

2. (you drop a heavy object on your foot) "donkeyscrew!!"
donkeyscrew by Mikey Mac July 16, 2006

Donkasaurus Rex 

When the booty on a female is too big to be true. So big and perfectly shaped, no one will ever believe you. That's when you know it's ok to use the term Donkasaurus Rex.
My god...she got a Donkasaurus Rex on her.

Look at dat big old Donkasaurus Rex.
Donkasaurus Rex by KING WZRD November 28, 2018

doniesaures 

True name: donie
Is a pretty cool human being.
Is also a dinosaur?
Nice.
Doniesaures is my bestie.
who tf is doniesaures?
Donie my bestie?
ohhhh.
doniesaures by okay ig May 30, 2021
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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