Donkeyface

A person who is so ugly you would rather kiss a donkey's asshole than her face. also the the complete opposite of a Frances

#1: What a donkeyface, she's just like a Frances.

#2: No thats totally what a donkeyface is not yo.

#1: Oh...

Donkeyface by Monkeybarn January 4, 2009

Denver Donkeys

The Broncos football team when they are playing like trash we call them “the Denver donkeys” because they’re kicking their own ass in football.

The Denver Broncos aren’t playing like the Broncos. Those damn Denver Donkeys

Denver Donkeys by The Denver Donks March 27, 2021

donkeysaur 

A half-donkey and half-dinosaur hybrid. It lives in the water and looks like a sunken crane.

That's not a shipwreck, it's a donkeysaur.

donkeysaur by Josef X. Cockroachcrunch November 6, 2009

donkeyman 

donkeyman is a merchant navy term for a stoker on the old steam ships. I appreciate it's not a tremendously humorous definition.

Granddad, why did you become a 'donkeyman'?

'Cos yer Mam can't cook, and I like the taste of coal.

donkeyman by Andy_is_not_my_name September 8, 2010

DonkeyPalooza 

A Texas hold 'em poker tournament - usually in Florida. The game is inhabited by card-carrying donkeys who love the game but can't play it. (Although some think they play better drunk).

Typically the game is even more donkified by the presence of Nebraska born players.

Some believe there's a franchise in Kansas City.

So, is there a DonkeyPalooza Tuesday night? Dunno, everybody's at a Phish concert.

DonkeyPalooza by Big Hugh Jardon May 27, 2009

Donkeytwat 

1: Someone or something that is being extremely annoying, obnoxious, or uncooperative.

2: Something that doesn't go your way, that you disagree with. (the score of a game) (someone's opinion)

3: A really, really, really nasty, blown out, stinky, saggy vagina.

4: Can substitute for every/any other word used to make fun of someone or something.

1: Quit trying to run the clock out and play you donkeytwat.

2: What a donkeytwat of a game.

3: This kid is acting a real donkeytwat.

4: If you keep being a donkeytwat I'm going to go into donkeytwatswatter mode on your ass.

5: IDC, she probably has a real donkeytwat anyways.

Donkeytwat by Slickj October 16, 2011

Donkeytard 

Donkeytard: A special kind of stupid, An extra special Ass.

When Retard is not a strong enough insult.

Can be used in replacement of Retard or Donkey when describing someone displaying some real stupid behaviour.

That Donkeytard in a BMW just cut me up.

I’ll name you Donkeytard as you’re a special kind of Ass.

Donkeytard by Truant2000 April 8, 2021