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donkey conk 

1.a big friggin nose
2.in the process of saying donkey cock you say conk. hahaha
3. either a large pussing pustule on your face,or a large extension of hair from you face.
1. damn that guy has crazy ass donkey conk
2. i saw this girl in the sauna and i got a donkey conk. i mean cock.hahaha
3.eeeewww you have the grossest donkey conk i've ever seen!or, you slag, shave that donkey conk on your face man!
donkey conk by EliseAnja December 28, 2005
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donky conk

to fuck a girl from behind, right before you cum you hit her in the back of the head with a brick and she will tighten up.
"oh... oh.... im gonna *SMASH* ohhhhhhhhh yea tammy"
donky conk by dan May 22, 2003

donkeycock 

VERY LARGE PENIS... were talking like durk diggler size..13+ inches
"comon little red riding hood, i got some donkeycock for you" said the wolf
donkeycock by stephan September 3, 2003

donkeyhonk 

the art of lying on your back and pushing your pelvis up to the ceiling repetitively.
we donkeyhonked at the party
donkeyhonk by gracekatlol1208 October 1, 2020
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026