Donkey Bong

When you’re hittin a chick from behind and right before you climax, you break your bong over her head.

Guy-“Yo, where’s your girl?”
You-“She still passed out from the Donkey Bong I gave her last night.”

by BongBuddy420 February 14, 2018

donkey bong

A person who sucks, is a moron, fool, or someone with lots of muscles.

You are a donkey bong you moron!

by Matthew T. Kane June 20, 2006

Bong Donkey

When someone is being an absolute Choof Wizard.

Someone that is a massive stoner.

“It smells like weed in here you Bong Donkey!”

by Bong Donkey July 25, 2019

Bong Donkey

A word used to describe someone who frequently smokes marijuana (a bong and/or a joint) causing laziness and memory loss. A 'Bong Donkey' can hardly be trusted with any task as they will most often have a massive fuck up.

I can't believe he burned his garlic bread AGAIN!! Almost burnt the house down! What a bloody Bong Donkey

She didn't get the job because she showed up late to her job interview the god damn Bong Donkey!!

by FränkAnk July 29, 2019