Extreme Donkey Punch

Similar to a regular Donkey Punch, but instead of punching them, you use a tire iron for hitting.

(CAUTION: Could cause people to be seriously injured. This is a hypothetical senerio.)

James just Extreme Donkey Punched Rachael!

Is she okay?

I don't know she hasn't moved in a hour...

by Neil Hicks September 21, 2006

Reverse Donkey Punch

A close kin to the DP except for one glaring tidbit. An RDP will involve an ultimatum given to males attempting to extricate himself out of a prenuptial agreement. Unless the prenuptial contract is made, the female in the relationship will rdp the male prior to ejaculation in order to remove his condom and breed. This is the lowest form of punishment that a man can be subjected to, even lower than the Japanese Helicopter Maneuver. This donkey offspring will then allow her access to his assets and thereby circumventing the prenuptial process.

"Hey bro, good job dodging that prenup with Rebecca, you're home free."

"Yeah... but she got me good with that reverse donkey punch though, I was hoping she didn't know about that shit."

"Dayum"

by Qisus March 3, 2010

Donkey Punch

Don't you guys know? It's the name of a British film.

Dude, we watched 'Donkey Punch' for shitty movie night and it really wasn't that bad.

by Thatguythatwatcheddonkeypunch July 28, 2011

Metcalf Donkey Punch

When two guys bail on a trip because of a pretend car problems. On guy bends over looking into the car, while the other does him from behind and punches him in the head.

Q: Hey, I thought Nick was going dirtbiking with us, where is he?

A:
Him and Rob said they got a flat, but I am pretty sure they are having a little metcalf donkey punch right now.

by Fatass650 October 24, 2011

Donkey Punch

To punch a unsuspecting person in the genitals for no perceived reason.

Your buddy did something stupid and did not realize it. So you donkey punch him in the nuts. So too emphasize stupid is as stupid does.

by The—All—Seeing-Eye January 15, 2014

thai donkey punch

same as donkey punch , but with brass knuckles.

i gave her the thai donkey punch. knocked her out and i came right after.

by theBEAN562 January 14, 2010

reverse donkey punch

We are all familiar with the "donkey punch" however the newest trend with females is the REVERSE DONKEY PUNCH. This revised version of the original donkey punch occurs when a woman is fucking a man and she is on top and before the man cums, she punches him right in the face preventing climaxing and shocking the fucking hell out of him. This is where the girls take revenge!!!!!

That fucking bitch!!! She reversed donkey punched me!!!!

by lamslie January 28, 2005