Top Definition
1) General term for one who is stupid and lazy. Alternately, one who sits around honking his dick all day.
Slacking off again? Christ you are such a dong-honker!
by Blaine April 03, 2003
An octopus at the boner buffet.
by Anonymous April 03, 2003

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