doney 

A woman of low character, found in the Blues standard "Dust My Broom" which was covered by only the raddest blues artists that ever lived or are living today. Not used widely today, but should be.

"If I can't find her in West Helena, she must be in East Monroe, I know. I don't want no woman wants every downtown man she meet, She's a no good doney they shouldn't 'low her on the street..." -thats how the song goes.

doney by Elmo James and J David Magazine May 9, 2006

Doney 

A grimis looking elf that has small hands and small fungi growing feet with nails that could cut a human throat. Has a large passion for soccer and his hair. Jesus himself could say Doney has a unibrow but he wouldn't believe it. He believes strong in family values, such as nurturing for the 13 feline members and the one anteater of the family. Although he looks friendly, keep your distance if he has not had the proper amount of sleep or his sandals have been stolen. Feeds on Coco Puffs, turkey, and Fresca.

"Chris you're not going anywhere till you clean your fucking room" -Kathy Doney

Doney by J&E March 18, 2005

doney 

A neutral object like mindless creature that exists out of pure coincidence. It is usually found running around on a field. It has no use or purpose in life. If killed it will multiply and continue on existing, which is why it will never go extinct. The general public media is hiding its existence in fear of it being killed and therefore multiplying itself, which will resolve in it taking over the world.

sometimes also referred to as „doni“

look ag him, not a single thought behind those eyes. He is such a doney.

he has such a neutral vibe, sometimes i forget he even exists, thats such a typical doney thing.

doney by acronyx September 25, 2022

Dangerous Doney

Another word for the nail polish Kristoph Gavin uses, after he poisons it. Poisoned Ariadoney Nail Polish.

"Vera used some of the Dangerous Doney that Gavin had given her, and she nearly died!"

Dangerous Doney by MinaDeKiller January 3, 2009

Dangerous Doney

A fictional character of the Fabulous Four

Dangerous Doney does the Monster Mash

Dangerous Doney by Ryder Cohen March 23, 2005

Abe Doney

A man with a micro penis

Person 1: Hey that's Abe Doney!
Person 2: I bet his girl doesn't feel it when he pipes"

Abe Doney by WRIZZ747 December 9, 2022

“…if want something done, ask a woman” 

“…if want something done, ask a woman” — the entire quote is: “If you want something said ask a man; and if you want something done, ask a woman.”

This quote was used with great effect by Niki Haley during the 2023 Surrender Day Eve Republican debates.

The only woman on stage, she used this saying to attack the “Demi-masculine MAGA boys” surrounding her.

Haley herself attributed this saying to former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher; and Harley’s delivery was flawless and absolutely castrating!

Seven men probably checked for their ball-sacks after leaving the stage they shared with Haley — except for the Miami Mascot, Ron DeSantis, who has already been neutered by Donald Trump

If you want something said ask a man…
“…if want something done, ask a woman”.

“…if want something done, ask a woman” by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 25, 2023